SO FUCKING TRUE!

When we GIRLS drink too much:

• we have absolutely no idea where our purse is
• we believe dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our but wile yelling woo-hoo! is truly sexiest dance move around
• we've suddenly decides that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe we could do it too.
• in our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look like a homeless hooker that the goddess we were just four ours ago.
• we start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them sooooo much (deqii ajjaja)
• we get extremely exited and jump up and down every time a new song play's because "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
• we yell to the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just lemonade, but that's just because we can no longer taste the gin.
• we take our shoes out because we believe it's their fault that we're having problems to walk straight.